The annual "A Slice of the Ruins" pie baking contest ran into more problems than too little filling this past week.
Littlebelt Crookshanks, resident halfling and one of the pie-tasting judges, elaborates. "I had just worked my way from the mincemeats to the strawberries when Bootstrap started yelling." (Hamlin "Bootstrap" Longstrides, proprietor of the first and only shoe leather soup shop.)
" I turned and thundering through the midmass and pot pies was a band of Orcs. They looked scared. Like they were running from something because they did not bother to eat any of the pies. What civilized person turns down pie."
The Slice of the Ruins pie contest has been rescheduled for a later date. The Town Watch declined to comment.
Littlebelt Crookshanks, resident halfling and one of the pie-tasting judges, elaborates. "I had just worked my way from the mincemeats to the strawberries when Bootstrap started yelling." (Hamlin "Bootstrap" Longstrides, proprietor of the first and only shoe leather soup shop.)
" I turned and thundering through the midmass and pot pies was a band of Orcs. They looked scared. Like they were running from something because they did not bother to eat any of the pies. What civilized person turns down pie."
The Slice of the Ruins pie contest has been rescheduled for a later date. The Town Watch declined to comment.
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